Jeff Gordon checkers another one. A Pocono rain out. He’s 242 digits up on number two in points Matty K and 636 on Kyle Busch who’s parkin’er in the ten spot. Surprisingly to many, Marty Truex, representin’ the D and the E with an I, is a step outside of the Chase for the NEXTEl Cup. Mrs. McMurray is, uh, where?

Had a very Freaky conversation with an “associate” last week in Texas over a few long neck Buds. We agreed, the rumors of the IndyCar Series planting a race on NASCAR’s back porch swing, a.f.k.a. Rockingham (North Carolina Speedway), should be at the top of the Tony To Do List.

Oh, you know the colors of the Freak Flag on this one. Put those open wheeled slingshots on this mile oval (minus a gear or two) and watch the Honda power plant pinball wizards play. Are you kidding me? Take that technology, those monster scrotal and ovary (as Danica said on our show) filled cockpits and shove them right onto Tobacco Road. Short of Dan taking out Danica, this would be the biggest and most strategically placed middle finger in open wheel history.

Mark my word Freak Nation, there is talk. There is talk of taking the boxed wine and cheese circus to the roads where the moon still shines. Martinsville? Don’t kid yourself Ricky Bobby, it can happen.

Is there a race at Indianapolis Motor Speedway this weekend? Could of fooled me.

There is a great story coming out Formula 1, the most over hyped motorsports series on the planet. Rookie Lewis Hamilton leads the points. The first rookie ever to do this. Lewy got his first kiss of mo’sports when his ol’ man bought him a radio controlled car at 9. Pity he is wasting his talent overseas. He should be WFO in the lower 50 schooling WoO’s Danny “The Dude” and “The King” Kinser.

We had Danica Patrick on SpeedFreaks Sunday night, taped from an interview with Crash and Live 105.3 friends in Texas over the weekend. I just smiled when I heard it. Seriously. Seeing her TV interviews over the weekend gave me a mental rise just from her attitude. This hot shoe has the series, media, drivers by the baby makers. Her smirk, devil may care attitude is so Freakin’ refreshing. I hope those around her keep Wall Street out of her make up purse and let her continue to tickle the feet of the belly button lint lovers.

More light up the loins lyrics from Rhino Bucket’s 1992 CD “Get Used to It”…
Sweat in my eyes, sting like a bitch
Choking on your disease
I'm a shell shocked mongrel, battle fatigue
First you blister, then you bleed
Beat to death like a dog!

Go get’em DP and stick that Prada solidly up Bernie’s…

”Bartender, another round for the lady.”

That's what I Freakin' think.

You?

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