Freakin' Pods

Me, you or anybody else would have reached for a loaded plunger and handed out a good old scrap n’ crap.

He bought his first pair of cowboy boots and he lost his virginity in a whorehouse in Amarillo, Texas.

I choose to be an understudy to the likes and certain lessons of T Pas, Matt Leinart, Forest Lucas, Gwen Stefani, Buddy Guy, Maya Angelou, Ozzy, Carl Edwards, Kyle Rote Jr., Pele, Evil Knievel and my mom.