Anna Kournikova, a tennis flame out. Michelle Wie, a golfing burn out. Danica Patrick, a hot shoe and hot sh*t!

Danica’s win in Japan was not only what the waning American open wheel series needed but just what the 100 pound Fist of Freak required to keep her off the bench of busts.

Think about it. Danica was on the cusp of becoming the Wie of open wheel. All the madness surrounding absolutely nothing. She was just a game, set or match away from getting a Kournikova style racket job.

Yet, the never say Freakin’ die, hard-hand-shakin’ InyCar pistol pulled off a win for all of us, yes us, who said she will win in open wheel. We said this chick’s got it, got “it” enough to win big. Win if given the right rig to ram it up the myopic minds of many men.

I’ve already heard the cries from the little penis boys who say it wasn’t really a win because of fuel mileage or it wasn’t on a road course. And yes, the Kool–Aid® sippin' Champ Car faithful were out in force debunking Danica.

Right, you are not Indy.

Danica’s roll through the open wheel field in Japan and trip through the Freak Nation Sunday night can be summed up succinctly with this, she won one for us guys and gals who just flat out believe.

Geez, listen to DP’s interview with the Freaks and you’ll hear giddy in all our voices, even special guest Lyn St. James was toe tappin’.

My hope is this win will put a butt plug in the collective holes that launched disrespectful scuds on Patrick and allow the supporters of this barrier breakin’ broad to come out from their fox holes.

Most importantly, lets move past this, bury the years as a split series and celebrate the celebration of a women kickin’ some large man-ass.

Obama, get THIS woman for your VP!

That's what I Freakin' think.
At least today.

You?

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