This time last year was, this time last year. That’s how fast the father Freakin’ time goes now. I guess the old folks were right when I was a teenager, the tickin’ and the tockin’ just flies as you get older.

Damn, am I old?

Dale Jr.’s got a brand new band and Michael Waltrip’s got a new…please, he won’t get a top ten finish this year and will miss at least another ten races.

John Force is alive and well, sort of. Thank the big guy, big fish or Big Boy hamburger for that luck. You are the best Johnny.

The George Bush regime is still in office. I’d like to man slap the big guy, big fish or any Big Boy responsible for that continuing monstrosity.

Roger Clemens denies using, sippin the juice? Yea, Jamie McMurray will win the Sprint Cup title in 2008. Maybe "James" could use a little Clemens Hooch to bulk “it” up.

RJ, MC, RC and now JS, as in James Stewart. The Supercross high wire winner will be “feet up” with his second SX championship by the time he reaches the Motor City.

The Celtics are that good. Kevin McHale and the T-Wolves are that bad. I mean not a ten win season type bad. I mean worse than the LA Clippers bad.

Champ Car, please, just please, lock your doors. Take your sub prime lending toys and put them into Indy Racing League’s sand box. Even Donald Trump knows how to save face.

Really though, Trump knows how to save face like Champ Car will race in Holland this year. Two things that will never happen.

Tony George, polish up the Pep Boys IRL (remember that?) welcome mat and bum rush Champ Car’s ass-ets into your coral. I’m tellin’ ya, Budweiser tastes much better in Long Beach than in Indy.

Seriously, name me three drivers in the 2008 Champ Car season? O.k., give me five drivers from the Indy Car series? Damn, you’ve got half the field for this year’s Indy 500!

Minus the BS above, open wheel is still one of the sickest mother-Freakers on wheels. The compression these broads and dudes take into turn one fully loaded at Texas Motor Speedway, or through Laguna's Andretti Hairpin, is just nasty good.

Leaving Texas in November, two names, in the top five, vying for the Sprint Cup Championship, Kurt Busch and Matt Kenseth.

F1 clown Ralph Schumacher still has one of the greatest lines ever in regards to his “pulling” out of the sex toys business a few years ago. “Being a role model is more important to me than any investment," he told Bild newspaper four years ago.  Thanks Toyota.

Ralph(sic), a role model? See Donald Trump.

I can’t wait to see the MotoGP nation backwards down the front stretch at Indy. As the band ACCEPT and their front man, as tall as a boy, Udo Dirkschneider gravel-growls, “you got your balls to the wall…man!”

That's what I Freakin' think.

You?

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