My week? Shi….

On Sunday night following another sensational sermon in the Freak Nation, I boarded a winged jet of the red eye kind.  I was headed for a sophomore swing through Sedalia, Missouri and the Michael Ross Foundation Golf Tourney’s festivities.  This event of eighteen holes of swingin’ sticks is nothing short of a lumberjack at break time saddled up with a warm bottle of hooch.  What?

What a time for livin’.  Lasoski, Scelzi, Boyer, Bubba The Love Sponge and Louis Aguiar are just a few of the names hangin’ their driver out there with Sarge. 

We get a well deserved day in the outdoors, playing a little bit of G.  And little is right. For only a couple of holes, we drive the pill for a couple of birdies and then the Freakin’ fun begins.

It’s like catchin’ that first wild ass ride at the water park.  You eagerly walk to the ladder, slowly make your way up to the butt loader and you grip the jewels as the radical, raucous romp sets your mojo into a mind blowing black hole. 

Yep, that’s golf at the MRF tourney, a black hole romp.

I’m not going to delve into too much detail but this event on the green is kind of like the He-man Woman Haters Club in that what goes down between the tee box and flag stays.  And it’s the only time you hit ALL the fairways.

Plus, the last thing I want to talk about is the front loader on the back nine, man-golf-wrestling, prank calling Stewart, Harvick and Capps, Clint Boyer’s initiation, kissing golf bunnies for charity and Swisher Sweets (filtered).  Then there was the Texas Hold-em Missouri style, a certain ‘royal treat’ for the kids, the javelin of clubs, slow dancin’ on 18 and …Uh-uh, I told you I didn’t want to go into detail. 

However, a warning, never take Scelzi’s Oakley’s.  He gets mad.

You know, it’s a time in early summer that will burn a MRF logo in the heart for me and many others who partake in the day of good deeds.  We raise a hell’uva lot of cake for a hell’uva a great cause and a hell’uva good time.

Do yourself a flavor, lay up with a 9 iron and help the cause @ www.baycliff.org.

That's what I Freakin' think. 

You? 

Email @ kennys@speedfreaks.tv or call me in the Freaks' office at 86-69FREAKS.