Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s trusty mudslinger is gone. Tony Eury Jr. is out the door whether he knows the pink slip is coming or not.

No, Eury will not get the full bore boot, just a little ‘shoo’ into the other room where he can super glue some sheet metal back together.

Damn, its 2009 and I am still saying sheet metal. I might as well drop a carburetor blast in there.

All turmoil aside, I’ve said it before, it’s amazing what Junior does, or does not do, and not end up on a roof with a deer rifle. His nerves are solid.

Richard Childress pulls the Amazing Kreskin on his two teams. Casey Mears and Kevin Harvick trade race day dancing partners. Crew chief switcheroo woo woo. No sh**. That 07 was running for a championship last year.

Look for Danica Patrick in the Jack Daniel's Cup ride in 2011. That's right, “I'm a whiskey rock and roller, that's who I am.”

Think Harvick is ready to pull a Smoke and team up with a con and get his own Cup team? Oh yea.

I’m the first to say, Stewart was going to trip up this year with the introduction to big league ownership. I was wrong like a fat man in a thong. Yep, really wrong.

Great job Rushville Rocket. Give me a light tap in the man purse when you see me. I deserve it.

Lakers got their purple and gold tarnished by some Jazzerciser’s. So.

Think the #19 card trick with Sadler and Allmendinger was tweak of the tongue? Think they now wish Elliott would have dropped a lawsuit on their Johnny Cochran? Sadler sits at 29 and Allmendinger at 23. Kind of a wash…for now.

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